today,
if you haven’t siphoned enough
money into your real estate
ventures, if you haven’t lured
enough unsuspecting travelers
to the motor lodge, if you haven’t
done enough club drugs
in Miami, if you haven’t rigged
enough polls, if you haven’t
been able to bang your wife
a while ’cause your dick’s too big,
if you haven’t splattered enough
blood on the shopping center pavement,
don’t worry, there’s always
tomorrow. they haven’t
caught you. yet.