IT’S BELIEVED THAT BANKSY IS SOME MIDDLE AGED DUDE FROM ENGLAND WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF ROBIN BUT NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT HIS GRAFFITI SHENANIGANS ANYMORE RIGHT?

plus there’s way more important stuff going on in the world that doesn’t get nearly enough media coverage.

 

like have y’all heard about the massive star that’s 75 million light years away that just went missing after collapsing into a black hole?

 

that shit is freaky

 

and if it were up to me

 

i would launch a full blown investigation

 

strictly funded by the tears of billionaires

 

and hire liam neeson to see if he could hunt down the kidnapped star and get it back in one piece

 

as he treks through the milky way in his super dapper astronaut gear

 

shooting space guns at aliens

 

blowing up asteroids and other freaky things like asteroids.

 

now that i’m thinking about it

 

this sounds like an amazing plotline for the next taken movie

 

and it would undoubtedly result in that series bringing home all the gold come oscars season

 

sweeping every major category

 

including costume design and best original song.

 

pitbull will be so happy that he’s an academy award winning artist that he’ll spike his lil’ rinky-dink trophy through the floor, screaming miami 305 worldwide for 30 seconds until his mic is cut off.

 

we can only dream of a moment like this.