like have y’all heard about the massive star that’s 75 million light years away that just went missing after collapsing into a black hole?
that shit is freaky
and if it were up to me
i would launch a full blown investigation
strictly funded by the tears of billionaires
and hire liam neeson to see if he could hunt down the kidnapped star and get it back in one piece
as he treks through the milky way in his super dapper astronaut gear
shooting space guns at aliens
blowing up asteroids and other freaky things like asteroids.
now that i’m thinking about it
this sounds like an amazing plotline for the next taken movie
and it would undoubtedly result in that series bringing home all the gold come oscars season
sweeping every major category
including costume design and best original song.
pitbull will be so happy that he’s an academy award winning artist that he’ll spike his lil’ rinky-dink trophy through the floor, screaming miami 305 worldwide for 30 seconds until his mic is cut off.
we can only dream of a moment like this.